Thursday, September 4, 2008

LHC and U


Soon it will be September 10, and the Large Hadraon Collider will be cranked up:

http://www.sciencedaily.com:80/releases/2008/09/080903112026.htm

They are looking for Higgs Bosons, a big particle that adds "probability" to other particles. We call probablity Gravity. If you will think back to the time of the Big Bang, you'll remember Gravity sank out first of the four forces. So quickly that it doesn't have good symmetry wioth the other forces. Gravity is like that guy at the party that leaves first. I am that guy pretty dang often. I process stuff by going home and writing it down. I make my reality sink into strata. I am a Higgs Boson. Many people have called me this, just leaving off the last "N"

I wanted my own way to predict the LHC's results without spedning 18 billion dollars. So I got the latest in predction equipemt, the Answer Me Jesus

http://www.answermejesus.com/

and I asked if the LHC would find the Higgs Boson, Jesus said "Let Me ask My Dad."

Now if you are not familar with the Higgs Boson, here is an easy way to think of it:

http://www.phy.uct.ac.za/courses/phy400w/particle/higgs1.htm

http://www.phy.uct.ac.za/courses/phy400w/particle/higgs3.htm

OK you're thinking, "How will the Higgs Boson make my life easier?"

Well for one thing it makes sure that no matter where you go there you are. That's right, no non-probablistic drifting away as you see in this balloon cartoon:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9135617845497219773&ei=oLDASNrCFouGqwKem5W5CQ&q=rejected+cartoons+balloon&vt=lf&hl=en

Billy could have used some Higgs Bosons to keep the balloon from acting up.

Some people are worried about the collider:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7030137297214462969&ei=sLHASJueIIuGqwKem5W5CQ&q=lhc+black+hole&vt=lf&hl=en

Aparently Nostradmus warned against it. He said, "Watch out for that damn Black Hole!" Heck, I didn't even know that he knew about particle physics

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685335316325861928&ei=XbLASOPODY7wqgKa89CjCQ&q=lhc+black+hole&vt=lf&hl=en

The good news is, that the Black Hole will absorb most of the American credit card debt. That makes me happy.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/12/business/12charts.html?_r=1&ref=business&oref=slogin

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